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22 Feb 2014 - Suspicious Hotdog Burying Roll of Quarters by Redwood Tree (Sketch)

15 Jan 2014 - FREE LIFESIZED STONEHENGE

09 Jan 2014 - Free Rooster

14 Feb 2014 - Wanted: someone who can create a sculpture of a horse-sized duck

07 Dec 2013 - 27' Sailboat - Ocean view and other benefits

28 Aug 2013 - Professional Gentleman Looking for a "Worthy & Deserving" Girl :-)

06 Feb 2013 - 1 bdrm apartment

28 Aug 2012 - Shaq $100,000 painting-drastic price reduction

16 May 2011 - Lost your teeth? They're poolside

13 Dec 2010 - Free Cello

14 Oct 2009 - re: novel editor wanted by an idiot

10 Sep 2009 - Beautiful fly

06 Sep 2009 - I submit this brief in support of why we TOTALLY should get it on. - w4m

01 Sep 2009 - From an Old Woman to a Young Woman

03 Aug 2009 - Wanted - Rollerskating waitresses

29 Mar 2009 - I literally just got the message you put in my coffee... - m4w

28 Feb 2009 - Letter to Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson

26 Jan 2009 - Roommate needed, but try not to actually live here, just pay

18 Jan 2009 - girl who dumped me over the phone at 1:30am - m4w

09 Jan 2009 - Eager receipient looking for mailman who can really deliver - w4m

06 Jan 2009 - Free downed weather balloon

03 Jan 2009 - To the Asian Girl Whom I offended with my Asian-ness - m4w

24 Dec 2008 - Do you have a small, incontinent dog? PENDING

17 Dec 2008 - Rave: The Ultimate Guide to Breakups

13 Dec 2008 - My TEETH - m4m

03 Dec 2008 - The girl who took a dump in the Art Institute parking lot! - m4w

14 Oct 2008 - Girl seeking WoW player - w4m

07 Oct 2008 - Leopard Print Arachnid Bar - Claim at your own peril...

10 Sep 2008 - NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM

14 Aug 2008 - Free dead (?) frozen wasps & hives (WASPSICLES!!)

11 Jun 2008 - Worst. Apartment. Ever.

14 Apr 2008 - For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

05 Mar 2008 - i'm a producer dammit, why won't women have sex with me?!

23 Jan 2008 - Dear Computer Science Professor - w4m

17 Dec 2007 - Things I DON'T Need for Christmas

13 Dec 2007 - Writer / End Of The World.

19 Nov 2007 - "What Happened to All the Nice Guys?"

13 Jun 2007 - Bad News About The Screeching Bird on Rossmore......

22 May 2007 - A Memo to Straight Women Seeking A Gay Male Friend

29 Mar 2007 - So you want to ride me?

16 Jan 2007 - Thank you for folding my laundry, please stop having sex.

20 Jul 2006 - My Son Is A Moron... He Did Not Come From My Loins...

17 Jul 2006 - DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.

15 Jul 2006 - RANT: Bathroom Time = Private Time!

04 Jun 2006 - hot guy with the faux hawk and straight 'tude at Crunch (YEAH YOU) - m4m

24 May 2006 - Ten Tips to get more Barters!!

10 May 2006 - My Ugly, Fat Neighbor Having Sex In Her Jacuzzi W/Her Gross BF

16 Apr 2006 - A Rant from a Cop

24 Mar 2006 - Drinks with Dino

20 Mar 2006 - it's over, I'm leaving you...

15 Mar 2006 - You Rule, Vietnamese Waxer Lady

15 Feb 2006 - 8 things I hate about valentine's

21 Dec 2005 - Nigerian Scammer Payback

16 Dec 2005 - The System is Down

11 Dec 2005 - Orgasm Notice - 3 Days to Pay or Quit

10 Dec 2005 - SWF with DID Wants Caring Kinky Man - w4m

03 Dec 2005 - That rooster died!

02 Dec 2005 - I love my dog, but... eeew.

13 Oct 2005 - Signs you are not my new roommate

23 Sep 2005 - I accidentally molested my cat...

09 Jul 2005 - I hate you, white fish with the flowy fins

03 Jul 2005 - To the Beautiful Men of Hollywood

19 Jun 2005 - CL Code

14 Jun 2005 - to the Fucking Asshole Formerly Known as Boyfriend

13 Jun 2005 - Free VCR with Porno video stuck in it

12 Jun 2005 - Here's a story, of a man named Brady...

01 May 2005 - RANT- Trader Joe's

30 Apr 2005 - How to get yourself laid - a 10 step guide

29 Apr 2005 - Anal Bleaching – NOT just for women

21 Apr 2005 - Guard Your Nipple Hair!

21 Apr 2005 - Join my GAY street gang! - m4mm

04 Apr 2005 - Dear Outer Space Inhabitant

29 Mar 2005 - Songs I want to kick my ass for liking...

21 Mar 2005 - Fuck you LA, and the BMW you rode in on…

19 Feb 2005 - The Craig’s List M4M Dictionary:

17 Feb 2005 - Recap: 60 reasons a Vibrator is better than a Man

03 Feb 2005 - “The Sink Is Not a Place to Wash your BALLS"

17 Jan 2005 - The 'Holy Crap We're Moving Saturday And Need To Sell Our Stuff' Sale

13 Jan 2005 - Never Eat Mexican Food On A Third Date!

12 Jan 2005 - I AM THE WORLD'S WORST LESBIAN

12 Jan 2005 - ANTS RANT!

04 Jan 2005 - She shit on my dog!!

03 Jan 2005 - How To Respond To An Ad... (Particularly Mine)...

24 Dec 2004 - Haikudos: you caused a 5-car pileup on the 5!

06 Dec 2004 - Are you bad in the sack?

26 Nov 2004 - Rant: What's up with the parade of cocks?

17 Nov 2004 - Shower Head

17 Nov 2004 - John Goodman and a Parking Garage Kicked My Ass

16 Nov 2004 - The top 10 most annoying customers in Denny's at 3am

10 Nov 2004 - Your Beverly Hills Mansion for my Van Nuys house

07 Nov 2004 - “I owe Craigslist my life!”

24 Oct 2004 - WOMEN OF LOS ANGELES, READ THIS

29 Sep 2004 - Insane Cat w/lips, Plus $5.00, to good home.

07 Sep 2004 - meet my middle finger

02 Sep 2004 - MC: my neighbor with his snooze button

30 Aug 2004 - Sparks flew as I was shoved into a Grand Cherokee - w4m

16 Aug 2004 - I grabbed your boobs on Sunset. - m4w

23 Jul 2004 - Got caught banging waitress! I need furniture..... CHEAP!

21 Jul 2004 - I Just Landed the Best Fucking Job in the World!

01 Jul 2004 - WARNING!!!

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