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Are you a bad enough dude to rescue me from homelessness?

Can you handle the extreme pressure of hours of videogaming on a hueg tv, homemade brownies, and blanket forts?

Do you find the thought of zergrushing and slamma-jamming energy drinks appealing?

How does "adult swim couch surf marathon" sound to you?

Step 1) Meet me
Step 2) Let me live in your house
Step 3) ???
Step 4) up to $650 a month profit

Two Words: Cookie Parties

Are these the droids you're looking for?

Email me and I'll send pics/more information to prove it happened

Starting Mid December my princess could be in your castle

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