Yes, I am serious.
I am looking for someone who's got what leo's got goin on. Maybe not in the exact same ways, but something on the same level. You also need to act like a gentleman, as Jack does in Titanic.
Also, I require that you either dress as he does in that movie, or you wear enjoy to wear wranglers and boots -- and look good in them.
It may sound like I am a titanic freak -- and that may frighten you. When I was 12, I surely was. And if that freaks you out -- don't respond.
You also must be willing, if ever needed, to save my life. Additionally, you must know how to hock a loogie all the way across the street. It is a plus if you know how to draw. You must hate icebergs, and know how to dance.. and know where the "real parties" are.
If you do not understand any of these allusions, don't reply.
I know all this must seem pretty intense. Some might even say crazy. But, I am looking for my Jack. And I will do what I have to do.
Now you all must be wondering about me. If I have set my standards to high and whatnot. I would say that I have not. I will tell you more about me, when you ask -- and reply WITH A PICTURE.
Cheers!
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