π SIGNED HUMOR TRILOGY β 3 HARDCOVER BOOKS β LOCAL AUTHOR β 20% OFF GIFT SET
Looking for a unique, nostalgic, laugh-out-loud gift for parents, grandparents, or anyone who loves great storytelling? This three-book hardcover humor trilogy by a LOCAL author & artist delivers sharp wit, heartfelt nostalgia, and painfully relatable life stories.
Each book can be SIGNED with a PERSONAL INSCRIPTION for the recipientβmaking this a one-of-a-kind gift you wonβt find in big stores.
π² PRICING:
Hardcover: $30 each
ALL 3 HARDCOVERS: 20% OFF when buying the full trilogy
Softcover: $20 each
Signed & personalized inscription INCLUDED
β SUPPORT A LOCAL AUTHOR & ARTIST (Cedar Park)
Every purchase directly supports local, independent storytelling and art. Thank you for shopping small and supporting creativity in your community.
π¦ THE TRILOGY INCLUDES (HARDBACK OR SOFTBACK):
π OF PIGS AND METEORITES
Mildly interesting tales of growing up in a hamlet out in the BFE
A humorous, heartfelt look at growing up in the wilds of upstate New Yorkβs Adirondack Mountains. Set against six million acres of lakes, forests, and unforgettable characters, these stories blend nostalgia, sarcasm, warmth, and humanity into a vivid portrait of small-town childhood that anyone who grew up βout thereβ will instantly recognize.
π THEY AINβT GONNA GET ANY DEADER
Simple tales of poor life choices, bad luck, and death
A collection of brutally honest, darkly funny essays drawn from high school, college, and young adulthood. From awkward romance and bad jobs to contemplating mortality far too early in life, these stories capture the messy process of growing up with biting humor, self-awareness, and plenty of snark.
π¬ ALL THE BAD THINGS I DID
Regrettable tales in which I took the low road
A fearless, hilarious look at the bad decisions we all pretend never happened. Workplace disasters, irrational fears, selfish moments, and deeply human flaws are all laid bare with sharp wit and uncomfortable honesty. Funny, cringe-worthy, and painfully relatable.
π WHY THIS MAKES A GREAT GIFT:
β Written by a local author & artist
β Smart adult humor with heart
β Nostalgic & deeply relatable
β Beautiful hardcover keepsakes
β Signed & personalized at no extra charge
β Perfect for parents, grandparents, teachers & humor lovers
β Truly one-of-a-kind gift
β Supports local, independent publishing
π² PRICING:
Hardcover: $30 each
ALL 3 HARDCOVERS: 20% OFF when buying the full trilogy
Softcover: $20 each
Signed & personalized inscription INCLUDED
βοΈ PERSONALIZATION:
All copies may be SIGNED with a custom inscription for the recipient.
Just provide the name and short message when ordering.
π PICKUP / SHIPPING:
Local pickup available. Shipping also available (message for rates).