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2000 Toyota Land Cruiser - $18,750 (Austin)
2000
toyota land cruiser
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Mileage?
215,000 miles (aka "just finished its warm-up lap" – this baby’s barely broken in for a Land Cruiser).
Features:
4WD + Locking Center Diff
- Conquers grocery store parking lots and the Amazon rainforest (disclaimer: Amazon rainforest not included).
- Lock that diff and pretend you’re a rally driver while picking up milk.
Sheepskin Seat Covers
- Your butt will feel like it’s riding a cloud… or a very compliant sheep.
- Smells faintly of nostalgia and 25 years of questionable life choices.
Maintenance
- Oil changes: More regular than my gym routine.
- Rust: Less than my sense of humor.
Why Buy This Fossil?
- Perfect for:
• Midlife crises (cheaper than a Corvette!).
• Zombie apocalypses (zombies hate reliability).
• Impressing mechanics who’ll say, “They don’t make ’em like this anymore!”
Warning:
- May cause neighbors to ask, “Why’s your car outlive my marriage?”
- Not responsible for sudden urges to drive over fire hydrants.
Price:
$18750
(or best offer involving a six-pack of craft beer and a heartfelt story about your dead goldfish).
Act now!
This vintage legend won’t last – unlike its transmission.