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Free Pleather Futon Couch/Bed (Pflugerville)
Pflugerville Pkwy near Highway 45
condition:
new
make / manufacturer:
Peel & Save Warehouse
model name / number:
OL' Peely Dan
size / dimensions:
74x35x31
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(Pflugerville – Come Get It Before I Light It On Fire)
One man’s trash is another man’s… slightly smaller trash.
This is a full-size fold-out futon sofa that converts into a bed, or as I now call it: The World’s Saddest Transformer. By day it’s a couch that looks like it lost a cage fight with a pack of feral cats. By night it becomes a full-size bed that looks like it lost the rematch.
Pleather so roasted it qualifies as beef jerky
The pleather has officially retired. It’s not peeling; it’s molting. Huge sheets of it have flaked off like Godzilla shedding skin after a spicy taco binge. What’s left underneath is gray fabric that looks suspiciously like the stuff they line coffins with. Romantic, right?
Bonus features:
Hidden middle armrest flips up into a cup-holder console so you can spill your beer directly onto the exposed foam (efficiency!).
Still structurally solid; no bedbugs, just emotional damage.
Throw a $10 fitted sheet over this bad boy and suddenly you’ve got yourself a “shabby chic” masterpiece that screams “I have my life together…from the ankles down.
Perfect for:
College students
First apartments
Anyone whose guests deserve to wake up with mysterious back pain and pleather flakes in their hair
I will help you wrestle this 400-lb emotional support reptile into your truck. You bring the truck and a strong friend who owes you favors. I’ll bring the gloves and the therapy.
Location: Pflugerville, Texas
Written By @GROK Unhinged with a Few Pictures (Completely Unedited)
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