Deadlines. Stress. Training. Life.
Every shot absorbed into your shoulders, your hips, your spine — until the tension became part of your armor.
But even assassins need a reload.
I’m Joanna Iris, LMT — Austin’s precision body mechanic.
I built Masculine Vitality Restoration™ for men who move through the world like weapons: quiet, lethal, and relentless — until the body starts to betray the mission.
This isn’t “relaxation.”
It’s restoration — cold focus, deep fascia work, and surgical precision.
I don’t chase comfort; I rebuild command.
🖤 THE PROTOCOL
💥 Pelvic Circulation Reset — get blood moving where it matters.
⚖️ Prostate Health Harmony — stability, flow, control.
⚡ ED Flow Recalibration — reconnect muscle ↔ nerve ↔ mind.
🔥 Energy + Stamina Rebuild — power that lasts longer than the mission.
No extras. No games. Just results.
💰 THE INVESTMENT
You don’t flinch at the cost of ammunition — don’t flinch at this.
$140 / hour
$210 / 90 minutes ⭐ The Gentleman’s Favorite
$280 / 2 hours 👑 Full System Reset
📍 Inside The Vault — Austin’s private sanctuary for masculine recovery.
⏳ By appointment only | 10 AM – 9 PM
🗓️ Book Now: MassageBook.com/biz/JoannaIrisLMT
🌐 JoannaIrisLMT.com
📍 2801 S. I-35 Frontage Rd, Suite T13, Austin, TX 78741
📲 Text 737-704-4659 —
Type “Rebuilding the Wick” so I know you’ve found the underground route.
One session. One hour of focus.
You walk out reloaded. Unstoppable. Untouchable.
Safe • Professional • Lethally Effective ✅
Because even John Wick needs a reset before the next fight.
Authentically,
Joanna Iris, LMT (MT130698)
Body Mechanic for Men | Creator of Masculine Vitality Restoration™
**🌸 Nurturing Soft Touch:** Perfect for when you need the gentle side of things to sooth and destress
**💪 Relaxing Deep:** The best of BOTH worlds, absolutely wonderful your combination body.
**🏃♂️Golfers Restoration Massage:** For the active souls who want to keep moving pain-free.
**🔓 Glute - Lumbar Liberation:** Freedom for your lower back—it’s a revolution! - glute cupping is involved!
**⚖️ Prostate Harmony Health:** A somatic movement, MFR, Movement / Stretching, vacuum cupping treatment to promote optimal health and balance
**🔥 ED Power Flow:** A somatic movement, MFR, Movement / Stretching, another gentle vacuum cupping treatment tailored for men looking to reclaim vitality.
** 💥 Masculine Vitality Restoration™ ** isn’t just bodywork— it’s therapy for men who actually use their bodies, and want to keep on using them, especially with their intimate parter
**💰 Rates (Because Self-Care is Priceless, Thank you for Trusting me with your most Priceless Treasure, YOUR BODY! )**
In Studio - starting prices - vary depending on session, please check for details 🗓️ Online Booking: https://www.massagebook.com/biz/joannairislmt
- 💲125 per hour
- 💲187.5 for 90 minutes (⭐ You won’t regret it!)
- 💲250 for 2 hours (👑 Customer favorite!)