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Dear Stubborn Body,
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You think stretching counts. You think sitting less helps.
You think you’ll “get to it soon.”
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Authentically,
Joanna Iris, LMT (MT130698)
Clinical Bodywork Specialist | Creator of Masculine Vitality Restoration™